Lucy Darnit......Just Eat It!

By: Brian Dorman
By: Brian Dorman

So once in a great while........which translates into.........not very often, I indulge in chicken nuggets from McDonalds.......Shhhh.

Well today......instead of being selfish......I decided I would share with my good pal Lucy.......So we are chillin'----which translates into just hanging out.

Well I notice that Lucy wants to savor the moment.....she runs off......and comes back.......I eat one, give her another....she runs off........comes back.........Last one, I announce........she runs off.........I follow her..........

She is standing on the bed.....

"What are you doing?" I said out loud.........giving her the evil eye.

I go over to the bed......I lift the pillow.......there sit three chicken nuggets...

"NO....NO...NO....." I shouted, "WHAT IS THIS?"

She just looked at me sad eyed.

"First it's the tennis balls in bed....then it's laying on my pillow....last night you jump in my new car and now you are taking food and hiding it under the pillow," I said in such a way that it demanded an answer.

She just looked at me sad eyed.

I grabbed the nuggets....they were all wet and soggy......Gross.

"You eat these now or I am throwing them away,"-----this all translates into Brian is really ticked off.

I laid them on the floor. She jumped down and clearly got the point. She ate one.....but then what does she do. She sits on the other two.........sits on them.

"NO, this is not a game and these are not for later.....you eat them now or you don't eat them at all."

She didn't eat them at all.......they went in the trash. Last time I share with her!

Yikes

 

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