I was on my way to the doctor this afternoon when my cell phone started ringing.....
(windows down......sunroof open)
"Hello," I answered.
"Hi Hunni," my grandma said on the other line, "What are you doing?"
"I have a rash all over my body. I'm on my way to the doctor," I said.
"Oh, did you try something new?" She said. I was struggling to hear.
"Did I try something nude?......what?" I asked.
I could hear laughing.
"NO, new did you try something new?" she repeated
"Nude? What grandma, Did I try something nude?"
"ROLL UP YOUR WINDOWS," I heard her shout.
(she hates when she calls and she can only hear the wind from the windows down)
I rolled up the windows.
"Okay," I said.
"I asked if you tried something new.....detergent, soap, something to make you break out in this rash."
"Oh!" Laughing, "No not that I know of....listen I'm pulling into the doctors office I'll call you back when I leave."