Grandma, "Hunni Did You Try Something Nude?"

By: Brian Dorman
By: Brian Dorman

I was on my way to the doctor this afternoon when my cell phone started ringing.....

(windows down......sunroof open)

"Hello," I answered.

"Hi Hunni," my grandma said on the other line, "What are you doing?"

"I have a rash all over my body. I'm on my way to the doctor," I said.

"Oh, did you try something new?" She said. I was struggling to hear.

"Did I try something nude?......what?" I asked.

I could hear laughing.

"NO, new did you try something new?" she repeated

"Nude? What grandma, Did I try something nude?"

"ROLL UP YOUR WINDOWS," I heard her shout.

(she hates when she calls and she can only hear the wind from the windows down)

I rolled up the windows.

"Okay," I said.

"I asked if you tried something new.....detergent, soap, something to make you break out in this rash."

"Oh!" Laughing, "No not that I know of....listen I'm pulling into the doctors office I'll call you back when I leave."

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