OMG I'm Bleeding To Death!

By: Brian Dorman
By: Brian Dorman

Okay......well I guess bleeding to death is a little over-dramatic........but bear with me for a minute.

I'm hanging my dress shirts in the closet...........color coordinated.......Yea, don't pass judgment.....

When all of a sudden......without warning.........the dresser drawer attacks me out of no where!

Okay, well I guess one could argue that I attacked the dresser drawer.

Regardless, I turned.......full speed......and it caught my knee cap...and sliced it open........Okay, well it might not have been a slice but it was more than a scratch......

Blood gushes out.......ok well it might not have been gushing but it was coming out.......

I need stitches I yelled......no one in ear shot to hear me........Okay, I guess I really just needed a band aid.

My first thought during the entire thing was so vain! and SO ME..............*Gosh Darnit.....Not A Scar!!!!!!!.........I Can't Get A Scar!"

HAHA........

Hey at last I lived to tell about it.........Now that is the bright side.

 

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