Lucy Out Of The Car.....Please!

By: Brian Dorman
By: Brian Dorman

 

Don't Ask Where This Pic Came From: HAHA!

So I ran out to get a baseball cap from my car and I had Lucy on the leash. She knows she is NOT ALLOWED IN MY NEW CAR.

I open the door.......lean in...........grab my hat in the backseat.

She leaps in........runs across the passenger seat.........to the driver seat..........sits and starts to drool.......

"NO, NO, NO, OUT! GET OUT RIGHT NOW.....LUCY!" I yell.

A lady walks by behind my car......I can hear her laughing.

"LUCY......YOU GET OUT OF THIS CAR RIGHT NOW..........LUCY"

The laughter continues.

"NOW!"

I turn and this lady is just standing there........."Growing pains?" she asked.

"Oh no, she is already grown........these are daily pains."

She laughed.

"You in the market for a dog? She is wonderful to sleep next to at night," I said laughing.

"Oh No, I was married to a dog for 46 years," she said as she walked away.

I thought about what she said for a minute.......not sure if I should be laughing or not.

"LUCY.......NOW........GET OUT NOW........."  I reach for the leash and yank on it.

"Now look at all the dog hair and drool.......LUCY!"

I took her in and then came back out lint roller in hand. D*** Dog. LOL.

Oh I know, I know, Look on the bright side. Yea Yea........

HAHA......

 

(Pic: http://www.cathyfernandez.com/Family%20Photos/Joe%20-%20A%20Man%20-%20His%20Car%20-%20And%20a%20Dog%20that%20Wants%20a%20Ride.jpg)

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