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Here's one for KU Fans: What do you call 10 guys, sitting around, watching the NCAA Tournament? Answer: Wildcats. I know K-State fans have some KU jokes, so in the spirit of good-fun and rivalry, let's hear 'em....your favorite "slam-dunks" on the competition!! |
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Posted by: JML Location: Topeka
Did you hear that KU is real close to a great football team . . . yea, they are about 60 miles East of one! That's good for another Wildcat . . . Touchdown! K . . . S . . . U . . . Wildcats! Posted by: leah Location: topeka what do you call a k-state wildcats nurds and a ku jayhawks a good team go jayhawks and win win win you guys are number one jayhawks you are so cool and beat the k-state wildcats they suck suck suck suck and win jayhawks you are number one always good luck jayhawk win one for your fans Posted by: Joe Location: Olathe Why does K-State have field turf? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during halftime. Posted by: Pat Location: Topeka From a sign in the Mens restroom at KSU Stadium from 1980....Flush twice its a long way down river to Lawrence. Flush three times its even farther to Columbia ;) Posted by: Jerry Location: Hiawatha You can't spell sucks without KSU. Posted by: Jonathan Wrence Location: Lawrence A wildcat, cornhusker, jawhawk, and buff all hiked to the top of a mountain. Once they reached the top the husker jumped of the top to prove his loyalty shouting FOR NEBRASKA... Next the Colorado buff did the exact same thing. After that the wildcat said THIS IS FOR THE WORLD! and pushed the gayhawk off the mountain Posted by: Kenny Location: Clay Center A K-State, KU and MU Grad all work together on a bridge project in KC. At lunch the KU grad goes crazy complaining he always gets bologna sandwiches in his lunch. "If I get one more bologna sandwich in my lunch I'll jump off this bridge and kill myself. The other two laugh it off but the next day the KU grad opens his lunch and finds...a bologna sandwich. He runs screaming to the edge of the bridge and jumps to his death. At the funeral the wives of the two other grads are lamenting some of the things they had packed for their husbands lunches and vowed to improve on the quality of them. The deceased KU grads wife looked up at them with tearful eyes and said , "That just it, I don't understand it, HE PACKED HIS OWN LUNCH! Posted by: Buck Location: Manhattan Why do KU fans chant rock chalk jayhawk? So someone will get a rock and draw an outline around KU players after football @ K-STATE. Posted by: balla43 Location: st.george ok for all you "ku" Fans who say ksu basketball is a joke.....well at least KSU is good at a contact sport....bc basketbal is a panzy sport......so yea hah KSU!!! Posted by: Don Location: Burlingame A farmer goes out and buys 50 baby chicks and plants them all in the ground head first. They all die. He goes out and buys another 50 baby chicks and he plants them in the ground feet first and they all die. Seeking some advice, he writes a letter to the Agriculture Dept. at Kansas State. explaining his plight. They send a reply back, stating, not enough information provided, please send soil sample! Posted by: Josh Location: Topeka Q. Why do K-State students hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors? A: So they can park in the handicapped spot. Q: What does the average K-State player get on his SAT's? A: Drool. Q: What is the difference between a K-State cheerleader and a catfish? A: One has whiskers and smells, the other is a fish. Q: What's the difference between an Aggie Ville bar and a circus? A: The clowns don't talk at the circus. Q: How do you keep a K-State girl from biting her nails? A: Make her wear shoes. Q: What are the best 4 years of a K-State student's life? A: Their freshman year. Q: What do you get if you breed a groundhog with a K-State football player? A: Six more weeks of bad football. Q: What do you get if you drive by the K-State campus real slow? A: A degree. Q: Did you hear they've decided to cover the field at KSU Stadium in cardboard next season? A: People at K-State have decided that their team always looks better on paper. Posted by: Anonymous kansas sports... Posted by: Thomas Location: Topeka Do you know why Jesus couldn't have been born in Lawrence? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Posted by: Wanda Location: Alta Vista Why does the KU Football team have to drink warm water on game day? The trainer with the recipe for ice graduated. Posted by: Chris Location: Manhattan A K-State fan, a Missouri fan, and a KU fan are walking in the desert. The K-State fan has a water bottle. The Missouri fan has a bucket of water, and the KU fan has a car door. The KU fan asks the K-State fan why he has a bottle of water and he says that so when he gets hot he can spray himself with water. So the KU fan asks the Missouri fan why he has a bucket of water and he says so when I get hot I can pour some water on me. Then they both ask the KU fan why he has a car door and he says so that way when I get hot I can roll down the window. Posted by: leslie Location: burlingame you know the difference between manhattan and lawrence? 5 championships!!! Posted by: Wildcat Location: Topeka Jayden I hate to tell you, but the wind in Kansas blows from west to east not east to west YOU MUST BE A KU GRAD Posted by: Nataley Location: Topeka What does KU have that K-State Don't have??BETTER TALENT AND BETTER COACHES AND BETTER PLAYERS BOO KSU......ROCK CHAWK JAYHAWK GO KU Posted by: Mike Location: Topeka What are the three most commonly asked questions of Mark Mangino… Aren’t you the head football coach of the Kansas Jayhawks? Didn’t you lead your team to an Orange Bowl victory in 2007? Is this for here, or to go? Posted by: charles white Location: topeka Why is it always warmer in Lawrence than Manhattan? Because K-state fans are twice as cool as KU fans. Posted by: Lynn Location: Wichita A beautiful girl walked by in a tight t-shirt. The front said "The best looking guys go to KU" and on the back "Unfortunately, they already have boyfriends!" Posted by: Mark Location: Topeka Joke for the day? KU pulling a repeat in basketball!!! Posted by: Jess Location: Topeka The most safe spot during a tornado? The k-state endzone because it never sees a touchdown! :o) Rock Chalk Posted by: Purple Location: Manhattan How can you tell which of these comments are from KU fans? The words are misspelled. Posted by: Big J Location: Silver Lake Yeah Crap you're right, K-State's football coach hangs out at the nursing home. Posted by: KU SUCKS BULL CRAP Location: blah k state will come back... oh and at least k state's football coach doesnt hang out with elephants Posted by: Willie Location: Aggieville Two guys were "taking care of business" in the restroom at halftime of the KSU-KU game. As the K-Stater left, the KU "student" commented," Excuse me, didn't your mummy teach you to wash your hands after going to the bathroom ?" K-Stater looks around and says: "Yeah, but she also taught me not to pee on my hands !" Posted by: Rock Chalk in Paxico Location: Topeka What do you call a K-State football player walking in Aggieville with a lamb under each arm? A pimp. Posted by: Mark Location: Topeka I am a K-State fan, but I tell you what that last comment from JF in Topeka has to be the best one I have heard! Posted by: JF Location: Topeka Did you hear legendary basketball coach Dean Smith was considering moving to Manhattan? He says he wants to get as far away from basketball as he can. Posted by: Shannon Location: Topeka Last summer at the local public Lawrence pool there were a number of deaths. The city counsil decided to look into this, so they drained the pool. They found a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool Posted by: Shannon Location: Topeka for all of the KSU fans: Mark Mangino was in Kansas City recruiting, it was getting late so he decided to leave, he gets lost. He goes to the local Convience store and asks for directions. He askes the cashier "How do I get to 475?" the cashier looks at him and says "Lay off the twinkies and eat a salad" Mario Chalmers and Russel Robinson were taking a test to improve their eligability for basketball season. The teacher puts them in a room together and says "Now don't you guys cheat" (she winks as she does this). Chalmers says "What's number one? Old MacDonald had a-" Robinson says "A farm you idiot!" "Oh yeah now I remember" Chalmers says "How do you spell farm?" "E I E I Oh!" Posted by: Justin Location: Topeka Funny: K-State fans thinking they have a good football program. Funnier: K-State fans thinking they have a good basketball program. Posted by: Mark Location: Topeka What do you call whinos and winers? KU Fans Posted by: Chris Location: Lecompton For all of you folks in Manhattan, remember, Lawrence is a long ways down stream. Flush twice!! Posted by: glk Location: wshingtonks How do you get a KU graduate of your porch? Pay him for the pizza. Posted by: David Location: Holton wildcat fans remember this 1-25 in your own home stadium, Allen Fieldhouse west Posted by: J Location: Topeka Q: Do you know what the hardest part about going to UK is? A: Telling your parents you're gay. Posted by: Lisa Location: Topeka kstate basketball that is a joke Posted by: Jeff Location: Topeka Anyone find it ironic that Manhattan ships its trash to a landfill in Lawrence? I guess that's the right place for it! Posted by: Matt Location: Marysville Q: Why do KU students hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors? A: So they can park in the handicapped spot Posted by: gibby Location: topeka How do you find Manhattan from Lawrence? West till you smell it and North till you step in it. What do tornadoes and KSU grads have in common? Both end up in trailer parks. Posted by: bowl39 Location: Kansas What would you call the offspring of a Wildcat and a Power Cat? Answer is "loser". Posted by: Shelby L Location: 66611 k-state will win!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Posted by: Jayden Location: Topeka The reason Lawrence is so windy is because K-State Sucks and Missouri Blows. Rock Chalk Jayhawk! Posted by: Tammy Location: Topeka What do you call a great basketball player in Manhattan? Answer: A Jayhawk. |
