By Ralph Hipp
Remember my recent blog about headlines, how we still write them around here? (We gave you the chance to contribute your own headlines on the big story of the day.)
Well, thanks to my friend Lois, we're sharing other people's headlines, and you won't believe these! How about..
MAN KILLS HIMSELF, BEFORE SHOOTING WIFE AND DAUGHTER
EXPERT SAYS SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT (How exactly did they mean that one?)
WAR DIMS HOPES FOR PEACE
IF STRIKE NOT SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE (What is that, another expert opinion?)
RED TAPE HOLDING UP NEW BRIDGES
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE (I like that one a lot!)
NEW OBESITY STUDY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
HOSPITAL SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS (They're that tall, are they?)
And our headline winner is..
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
Which one do you like? And yeah, these are all real! Hope this gives you a good laugh to help you have a good weekend!
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