By Ralph Hipp
You know, it's hard finding just the right birthday card. They usually show nearly naked women with some super-sexy comment.. or pictures of Barack Obama saying something in one of those cartoon balloons they put the words in.. and the sentiment's not exactly what you're looking for sometimes.
That's why there are Facebook birthday wishes, or my blog here. I'm turning ** years old on Saturday, and while spreading the word about that, I just wanted to give you a chance to send me an e-birthday wish if you would like! Thank you so much for being a loyal fan, and to hear from YOU personally will make this one of the happiest birthdays ever! Ralph