If I sound exceptionally smart today, you might say it's in the stars! You see, I have this habit - I read my horoscope most days. I know, it's a bit cheesy, but I do. Mostly, I laugh at how generic it sounds, or I think about how it really is reflecting something I have coming up that day. That's what today's says - "You will effectively acquire knowledge that you will disseminate wisely." Hmmmm... it is my job to effectively acquire knowledge, and I'm supposed to let other people know about it in a somewhat intelligent manner. Guess that means it will be a good day at work! Just remember - if the NCAA Championship games goes long, and the post-game celebrations push our news update past midnight, I can't be responsible for my stumbles - the magic of the stars wears off when the day ends at midnight! (Any other horoscope readers out there?! What do you think of them?)
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